Justin's Massage Parlor


$5 per month
  • Free setup
  • Custom robe
  • Standard customer support
  • 1GB of YAML Storage
  • 1 essencial oil
  • Unlimited bandwidth

Small Business

$25 per month
  • Free setup
  • Use your own robe
  • Standard customer support
  • 10GB of Thick YAML storage
  • 5 essential oils
  • 1 Jiu Jitsu tumble


$45 per month
  • Free setup
  • Naked
  • Deluxe customer support
  • Unlimited YAML
  • Covered in oil
  • Netflix and chill

Get started today

Justin's Massage Parlor will take your dayly stresses and give back your relaxing thoughful self.

Pay monthly or annually

Just leave your credit card by the door, we will take care of the rest.

24/7 customer support

Call us any time, we are here to answer all your questions. The bigger the YAML, the longer we will talk to you.

Cancel your plan anytime

Not that you will want to after your first try, but feel free to cancel your plan.